Have a cat that won't stay off your counters? I do. I finally got fed up with it enough to do something about it: scare the crap out of him with a motion-detecting blender (while recording the results for my own amusement, of course).

Confused at what you're looking at? This is a repeating shot of security camera footage of my cat jumping on the counter - in search of a plant to munch on - and initiating my Blender Defender. Take a look at the following comic (Courtesy of Sarah) to get a better understanding :)

Videos

Sorry, but you're going to have to pretend you can hear an extremely loud blender while you watch these clips

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Details

If you were to walk in my house, you may see something you dont normally see in a kitchen. On the wall, to the left of my sink is a webcam (network camera). It is plugged into the network jack and screwed into the wall plate cover, supporting itself. It doesnt get it the way, nor do we ever have to think about it. The camera is being monitored for motion by my computer upstairs in our office.

The camera itself is one of the cheapest network cameras out there, the DCS-900. It can be picked up for about $120 or so. There are a couple network cameras that are a little cheaper, but the D-Link one is pretty rugged and makes it easy to get into the raw feeds, something that cant be said for many other cameras.

As you can see from the videos above, the blender and the strobe light are both controlled by an X10 unit. The unit is sent an on or off command from the computer running upstairs by means of an X10 Firecracker. The Firecracker is just a wireless X10 transmitter that plugs into your serial port. I wont get into explaining it much here, but one thing to note is that is happily co-exists with my CM11A unit.

The computer upstairs is running the 'motion' library for linux. As soon as it detects something moving on camera, it starts recording frames. While it is saving frames, it also initiates another Perl script I wrote that sends an X10 command to turn on the blender and strobe, wait 3 seconds, then turn them off. After the script is done detecting motion, it then splices all the JPG frames together using ffmpeg and saves the resulting movie as a SWF file, which you can see above. Finally, after it saves the movie, I have it set up to email me a link to the movie so I can see the results from where ever I'm at (remotely by using my phone).

Is this cruel?

Of course not! To teach a cat not to do something, it has to get the idea that what it is doing is a bad thing. One way to do so is to sternly tell your cat 'NO' when it does something. The cat may learn that it is bad, but more often than not, the cat learns that it's not supposed to it when your around. This is not what you want. The best way to teach the cat not to get on a counter is to take yourself out of the picture. If the cat jumps up on the counter and is greeted with a scare, it will learn that the counter is not a very nice place to be. The cat is never harmed, but it's instincts tell is that this may be something to be feared. Just like a vaccuum. The cat doesn't like it at all, so it stays away.

Some will say that the cat is trying to eat the plant because he needs it for his digestion. In this case, it's just not true. Our cat doesn't simply eat our plants. He sees them as a toy. He plays with the stalks, digs them out, etc. We find leaves in the other rooms half the time. And, yes, he does get grass every once in a while.

Project Cost

The table below shows how much money would normally go into a project like this. This isn't to say that I've spent this much, as I already had everything lying around the place, but if somebody else were to start this project, this may be what they should expect to pay.

Item Notes Price
Strobe Light Bought from Spencer's 20.00
Blender Housewarming present, woot. 50.00
X10 Firecracker Check Ebay and Amazon if you're looking for one 12.00
X10 Appliance Module You wouldnt want a Lamp Module for this. 12.00
Network Camera D-Link DSC-900 120.00
$214.00

Comments

This is the best thing I've ever seen. I hate my boyfriends cat's on the counters I'm always having to punish him and nothing is working I've had to start putting him in his kennel when we leave cause he keeps getting on the counters no matter what I do. I have to try this!!
The black cat was the funniest. Our problem is the kitchen table so we keep Clorox wipes out and use them before we use the table for meals. We have a window next to our kitchen table that the cats like to look out of so they perch themselves at the end of the table. They are indoor cats (for safety and health reasons) so I hate to begrudge them the "lookout". It's no trouble for us to clean the table. You have a great idea there but I agree with others who cautioned you about forgetting the blender during the night. ;D
Where do I get a nom-activated teleporting blender (and lightbulb) as seen in Sarah's comic?
Great Idea, To keep rabbits out of my garden, I ran a low power high voltage wire around my garden. Worked great, until my dog decided to urinate on it.
WOW !!! He never approached the garden again.
I used tape with the sticky side up... cost little to nothing but the cat instantly got a clue when gettin up on a countertop covered with sticky tape. Problem solved.
Varjorie let me just say..... no. while yes, an owner should set up a home for a *new* cat or kitten or whatever to make sure they dont harm themselves, disciplining them is also very important. The cat wont break a bone. The cat wont have head trauma. Cats are sturdy creatures that can take some crap. They can jump from a telephone pole to the ground and be perfectly fine. By your way of thinking, "Having a pet requires *you* to set up the home *for* the *pet*. " Then maybe the owner shouldnt have counters to begin with? Just like a person with a dog who gets up on counters, there are certain measures you cant take. one is a motion detecting strobe light with a buzzer. The noise is loud enough to scare a dog off, but cats need more drastic actions since we all know alot of cats just dont give a Gerbil. You want to see cruel? Watch a Peta video or a gassing chamber in a Japanese pound- you wont ever say anything about this video being cruel ever again.
jelous lover
maN I CNT WAIT 2 GO HOME AND DO DAT 2 MY DUMB a$$ CAT HAHAH LOL(: DAAMM CATZ ARE RATARDS BUT WHO CARES HAHAH LOL DAMM TANKS 4 DA ADVISE HAHA LOL
jgozased
Damm was some crazy sh** hahah lol damm cnt wait 2 do sme krazy stuff like dat hahaha LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
Conditioning is just a fact for any pet owner. As much as they are our friends they are also our responsibility. As easy as it is to point fingers at the OP call him cruel, accuse him animal cruelty. No one stoped to think maybe he is trying to protect his furry friends through conditioning, as some house plants are VERY poisonous to animals. Sure he can move the plant, but if the cat intends to eat it, trust me, the cat will move to eat it. Whats worse if someone did this to a child, they would probably think it's ok. The fact is animals and people learn from experience. and the cat probably was not hurt at all, if not a bit scared.
I really wanted to build this. Our kitten was on the counter every time we turned our back. Sadly, we dont need it anymore because he got his head stuck in the garbage disposal and suffocated. No joke. Had I built this, I would still have the best cat ever.
konleonya
lmao funni but only a dummy would try
Plasma2002
@Merrill: Yes, those are the components that I am using; a firecracker, a transceiver, and an appliance module. It wont be a huge savings from what I spent, since you are still using a blender and a network camera... and you are paying for a 4-piece package, instead of the 3 X10 pieces I am using. If you get your software to handle what you want, then awesome... but the cost break-down listed is for everything. Read the paragraph above it too.
Merrill
I found this on ebay, CK18A X10 4 Piece FireCracker II Home Automation Kit. It comes with software that does, I THINK, the same thing that the Pearl Script you wrote does. Would this work with a Network Camera & Blender the same way?? If it does, it sure would be a big savings, + pretty simple!!
Plasma2002
@Gaitweyman: Howdy! Might I suggest something? We recently adopted a new puppy and he had the same problem of eating way too fast for his own good. I came across this by chance, but while wandering in the pet store, I found something called a "slow-feed bowl". It basically has an irregular shape and has wells in it that the pet has to work at to get the food out of, instead of just inhaling it, heh... Im not going to endorse any specific brand or anything, but just do a Google search for slow feed bowl and you'll see what I mean. They are really great.
Gaitweyman
I've got two siamese cats... and before adding an opinion about their intelligence, I've also had a pet rock. The pet rock was smarter!!!! The one cat (who used to be the runt of the litter and is now 20 pounds) has a bad habit of placing herself in front of the cat food dish and closing her eyes and gorging. This is of course after nudging her sister out (the 12 pound cat)so that she doesn't get to eat.... and NO I'm not rearranging my lifestyle to 'place another bowl in another area' so the one wimp can eat in peace.... she's doing fine and eats when her sister is away from the dish. We also have the cats on the counter.... but this is the spot where the PIG likes to throw up immediately after she eats. I'm going to use the same principle, but probably test out regular motion detectors instead of optical motion detection. It'll probably involve a small bit of messing with some cardboard and making some barn-doors like you'd use on a studio photography light. If that doesn't work....maybe some well placed muskrat traps would do the job.... I guess it would be harder to jump up on a counter with only three legs in the first place
The last video is fu***ng GREAT...
Our cat taught itself not to walk on our counters. One day I heard a lot of meowing and jumping around and found the cat on his back licking his paws and spitting like a machine gun. Then I realizes she had walked across our glass top range after the wife had cooked dinner. I could see little paw prints on the glass. She was ok but she NEVER climbed up there again.
Blergenblerg
So the readers are going to be surprised to find a problem late at night. You get up, go for a glass of water, and suddenly you are looking for the paper towels so you can start cleaning your own feces off the floor. Then *you* are being conditioned ... to approach your kitchen with apprehension, for fear that you'll accidentally set it off again.

The item you are actually looking for is called "Sticky Tape(tm)". (Seriously, that's the name brand I've used). You put it on the edges of the counter. It sticks to their paws and really annoys the crap out of the cat. You leave it up for a couple of weeks, eventually the cat just gives up trying. Cat never returns to the counter again. Then you take the tape off while the cat isn't nearby. Now your kitchen is totally normal, and your counter is cat-free.

Cost: About $15.

Not as awesome looking in action, but also won't may you wet yourself when you accidentally trigger it. There's something to be said about a training device that doesn't give the owner a heart attack.
Mind posting the code for the Perl script?
Lady GagGag
Google cat carrier if you wanna see cruel
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